There is a chapter that was removed from “I’m God and You’re Not” at God’s personal request. He has subsequently agreed that it could be posted on the web site :
Just to clear up a possible issue in “I’m God and You’re Not” that might be misinterpreted.
At the beginning of Chapter II-Creation, footnote 7 discusses what God actually finds an obscene word to be. In it, some derogatory terms used to describe certain ethnic groups are repeated for illustrative purposes. The author wishes to assure the reader that he purposely used three different groups that make up his own ancestry, as he felt it was wrong to use ethnic slurs used against others. On the whole, he agrees with God’s take on this.
This is Lucifer speaking. If you read God’s last post, he’s taking a little break and asked me to keep an eye on you humans while he’s gone. You may also recall that I am to report back to him on your activities upon his return (and boy, do I have a lot to tell him already which is a bit frightening when you consider he’s been gone less than a week!).
In the meantime, I thought you may be interested in reading a short letter I received via Paradise Post this morning from the Big Guy…
Earth Date: July 16, 2018 4:13PM EST
Just hanging around watching a beautiful solar system set over the northern mountains here. You really should see the display of infinite colors reflected in the lake–definitely one of the best things we put together in those early Creation days. Of course, I won’t tell you where I am. I really need these moments of privacy every thirty millennium or so or I think I’d go as batshit as some of the humans are.
Oh, speaking of humans…I thought over what you and I were discussing just before I left and I didn’t want to leave you hanging any further.
I still don’t understand what is going on in some areas of the Earth right now. It’s like some madness has taken over and people are forgetting their basic humanity right now. I know many of them are frightened; they see their insolated patches of culture and tradition changing before them. It’s that old story that every civilization has to deal with sooner or later. You know perfectly well that this irrational fear allows demagogues to manipulate the crowds for their own purposes: it is so easy to deflect people from their real enemy–which is most often the very persons doing the deflecting–to some innocent. You and I have watched this over and over again much too much in human history.
And always religious texts are manipulated and twisted to support the exact opposite of their intent. These charlatans are always selecting tiny isolated part of their scripture to justify breaking the first rule of all great religions. Do I have to repeat it yet again: Love each other.
I’m sickened at how families are being split apart as they seek a better life in a new land, babies, shrieking and wailing, taken from their mother’s breast while rulers justify this by calling these family illegal and brazenly lying about them, saying that they bring nothing but crime and violence.
And there are so-called “good” Christian leaders who justify it by perverting what their founder preached. They take a letter from Paul, who as we know, had a number of serious issues–you know the rumors–and justify these atrocities by what he wrote in Romans 13:
“Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves… For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience. ”
Well, you know what a load of crap that is! Certainly, Paul, being subject to the will of the Roman Emperor, that SOB Nero, and tried his best to prevent the persecution of Christians by imploring them to be good citizens of the empire. But, he didn’t imply that such obedience was absolute. Just look at what immediately follows the above in the same epistle:
“ The commandments,.. are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.’ Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.“
So what takes priority if the authorities asks their subjects to do something that is against the fulfillment of that law? Should the Germans in 1930s blindly have followed Hitler as so many of them did? If the authorities tell you to murder your neighbor, do you do it?
Where do you draw the moral line?
It’s like I always say, “I gave you a brain, humanity. Now, use it!”
Well, it’s getting late here and I really need to catch up on my rest. This sort of idiocy raises my blood pressure much too high. So I’ll call it a night. Talk to you in a while.
Be good. You always are.
I am pleased to tell you all that finally, at long last, the first draft of “I’m God and You’re Not” is finished!!
Look for more news on this in 2018!
While our normal commentator is busy with other maters, we bring you a very special guest with an important message:
Hi, you all! Lucifer, the morning star, light-bringer, Satanall, the Dragon, the Devil, good old Satan to most of you. Oh yes, also sometimes called the “Prince of this World’—and don’t I wish I were! Boy, things would be a hell (no pun intended) of a lot different around here, believe me.
First of all, let’s get it straight. This whole evil, thing. Not me. Not my job (again, no pun intended for those of you who read the book). Really, it’s all a big misunderstanding. Hey, blame the prophet Zarathustra for coming up with the whole idea of two opposing entities in the Universe, Ahura Mazda ( “the Good Lord”) and Angra Mainyu (“the Evil Spirit”) or Ahrinan. Later, when the Jews had been conquered by the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar and exiled there, they took over the idea. Then, some bozo had to go translate the Hebrew word הֵילֵל in Isaiah (Isaiah 14:12) as “Lucifer” in the King James Bible.
I mean, there I was–minding God’s business like a good angel should–helping him become an even better God by pointing out where He might be going wrong–you know, playing devil’s advocate (damn, this unintentional puns–can’t escape them, can you?)–and then one day—zap, I’m suddenly this evil, horrible creature trying to seduce His creation into evil.
What are you people anyway? You’re not all Donald Trumps–nothing is ever your fault, it’s always someone trying to ruin your good name. Hello! Take some goddamn responsibility for yourselves, humanity. I’m not the one blowing up children and mothers as you keep finding newer and more sadistic ways of destroying each other. It’s not me that makes idiot fanatics crash cars and trucks into innocent bystanders in a perverted sense of what makes God great. I am not the one who makes you rape. I’m not the one who thinks that it’s okay to build more and more weapons of destruction at the cost of food, medicine, and shelter for the poor and the weak. I do not plunder and destroy this beautiful planet–the only home you have–in the name of profit.
I am not the one who puts greed and indifference over the value of a human life.
I am not he who condemns others to hell (in this world or in the next) because their skin color is not mine, their land of origin is different than mine, their culture and beliefs seem strange to me., or because they call God by a different name that I do. I am not the one going to your churches, mosques, synagogues to pray to your God in self-righteousness when you continually break the first and only important rule of all religions: “Do to others as you would have them do to you“.
Stop blaming me. I’m not the Devil of this world–You are! Do not keep listening to your fears and the whispers of men (not me!) who would keep you in darkness for their own advantage. Do not give into the worst side of your spirit when God infused you with the light to bring forth heaven on this poor planet.
The world is only made what it is by your actions
The world can only be made holy by listening to your heart.
Thank you for listening,
This post was inspired by an article written by a very dear friend for her local paper. If you are interested, her article can be found at No Evil. The original is in Greek, but an English translation by the author is included
So this post may go somewhat off the usual topics, but I felt the need to write it.
Our world. How can anyone look at the world presented to us on cable news, the Internet, newspapers, etc., and not be horrified at what seems to be daily occurrences of evil:
- wars between countries that are enemies today, and will becomes allies in the future against some other perceived common enemy
- the slaughter of innocent children, babies barely out of their mother’s wombs
- the murder of parents before their children’s eyes.
- the willful starvation of those caught in man-made Armageddons
- the sadistic cruelty that justifies the torture and maiming of our fellow humans
- the destruction of children’s innocence
And so much more can be added to this list that the heavens should cry out in agony.
But they don’t!
And millions read their Bibles, their Qur’ans, their Gitas, their Surtras, in some attempt to answer their despairing question:
Why does God allow such evil in this world?
It’s the wrong question. Yes, certainly we use our religions as weapons to justify our hate of those who think differently. We can pull passages from our holy books where our God seems to order us to commit terrible sins in His name. But a God who needs men to perform such deeds for Him is no God at all, just a pathetic and weak reflection of the worst of us A good part of I’m God ands You’re Not explores this, possibly to the point of ad nauseam.
Okay, you say, let’s take religion out of it. You still have earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanoes, floods. Aren’t these evil? Certainly, these cause terrible tragedies and suffering to all living things, but unless the planet is intelligent after all and is trying to wipe out the human plague that infests it, no, these are not evil. Arguments about global warming aside, these are the natural phenomena of the planet–there is no intent, no thought behind them. We just happen to be here when they occur.
For Evil requires intelligence behind it. The earth is not sadistic, humans are. It is we who intentionally blow each other up, cause the loss of arms and legs (sometimes physically performing the act, sometimes through our war machines where individuals only exist to be counted as the enemy dead), we who send back boats of desperate refugees while we suppress the knowledge that we are most likely sending them back to living hell or death, we who built concentration camps and tolerate the Holocausts of the innocents. Only an intelligent human being can be so insanely stupid as to hate another human being merely for where he/she comes from, the clothes they wear, the way they worship or don’t worship a God.
And now in America, the nation of immigrants, hate raises it head. Follow on a blog or on Facebook, you can read such insanity as threats of civil war because conservatives and liberals have different views–I have read death threats to both sides on the Facebook pages of American politicians and political groups, where there seems to be a new vision of an America that cannot tolerate the very differences that it was founded on, forgetting the promise and ideals that made it the “Golden Land” of opportunity and a light to the world.
Is such sadism ingrained in us? Is there some part of our unconscious that relishes the idea of such torture and cruelty, that contains a spark of evil in all of us? Even though we would never condone such actions in the physical world, are we playing holier-than-thou and are unwillingly to acknowledge that under the right set of circumstances. we are blood-thirsty little gods and goddesses of vengeance?
To which wiser men than me have answered that you can have the thought, you are NOT the thought. Throughout history, better men than me have stood up before evil and said “No!”, even at the cost of losing their lives to that very evil, martyrs that lead the way to the best inside us.
Why should I hate you to the point of seeking your death merely for being different from me? Why should I be so insecure, so little a person, to feel so threatened that I become a betrayer of the ideals I hold sacred? For what do I become less than the best in me?
What kind of world do you wish to leave behind? One, better for you having existed, or one that only causes more and greater misery.
No, the question isn’t why does God allow such evil to exist; the question is why do we do.
PS. Thanks to Angelina
I know, I know… I’ve been awful quiet. Maybe you were even wondering if I was alive.
OK I was in hiding.
I’ve survived your wars, your taking my name in vain, your almost willful twisting of the best moral and ethical ideas that humanity has developed in its pursuit of Me, your hatred of strangers, your killing of innocents.
Repeating cycles of cruelty and horror, leading to the creation of more refugees who you reject, while you forget that at some point you or your ancestors were once refugees too. Are you oblivious enough that you forget the duties to the stranger, which was the most sacred rule of all? The Golden Rule which you are all fond of mentioning in your sermons as you crush it underfoot?
Looking at your history over the past 100 years or so…it’s enough to make Me sick! Even God can only take so much, you know!
So, yes, I ran away.
And what did I come back to? Trump, Clinton, Kin Jong-un, Putin, Erdogan, etc, etc. Corruption masking as virtue. Really, humanity? This is the best you can produce? Have you truly lost your collective mind?
Then again, what should I expect from a species that thinks I have a vested interest in who wins a soccer game!
And could you please, please stop saying that I selected Trump, or any of the other bozos to save you. Don’t blame me for your own stupidity. I had nothing to do with this insanity. None of these disgraces are the Messiah. Perhaps more of the Anti-Christ if anything at all.
Look, I get it You want to be saved You want to feel you and the little worlds you have surrounded yourselves are righteous and holy. Some of you want Daddy to come out of the sky, wave His arms, and justify your existence by exalting you and poof!, make it all okay with His special milk and cookies
It doesn’t work like that. Never has. Never will. Because I am NOT about any of that. Take a good look at yourself humanity. Thousands of years…you still do the two-step-forward-one-step-back waltz that’s been going on since your ancestors crawled out of the slime. Well, at least you wind up going forward–although it seems at times to be an excruciating slow march.
No, you are going to have to save yourself You are going to have to face your delusions, find the better part of yourself, and bring it forth You want justice? Be a force of justice. You want peace. Be the peace. You want a world where children don’t cry themselves to sleep because they don’t have enough food, or their mother was raped and murdered before their eyes? It’s up to you!
You want holiness in your world Be holy. Stop worrying about if your neighbor is gay, or worships differently than you do, or has a different skin color than yours. If you can’t understand their language, look into their eyes with an open heart.
You will understand.
And it won’t be a matter of “I’m God and You’re Not”. Because you will have brought Me forth in you and made Us one.