In a country where one of the founding principles is separation of church and state, I find it frightening and yet sad by this poll’s result.
Among the arguments given by the NRA and pro-gun lobby in their fight against gun control is the claim that the right to have guns is God-given. Now, I read through the Bible and found no mention of guns so I was wondering where this belief came from. Taking as few months to peruse the archival records in Europe and Asia, and consulting with experts at the Vatican and various Biblical scholars in Israel and elsewhere I was able to obtain access to the only copy of the Epistle of John to the NRA and found the reference, which I have been given permission to quote as below
“As long as there are those who are willing to shed blood and take innocent life in the name of religion, the name of God, the world will never know a true and lasting peace.”
– Hillary Clinton
Sept 13, 2012
In memory of US ambassador Chris Stevens and his colleagues, killed by those who don’t know that the true name of God is Love.
This is satire of course, but it does make a number of good points about how the GOP misuses Jesus and the Bible.
Written by Corey Banks for Free Wood Post
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