There’s an awful lot of insanity going around in your world leaders lately. We look down on you from the Heavens and can only shake our heads. Even some of the angels have come to me and expressed their dismay—-perhaps, they say, we’d be better off just blowing the whole thing up and starting over again with slugs this time.
What is really getting my goat right now is this craziness between the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, and the leader of the United States, Donald Trump: two little men with major penis insecurities. As each one dares the other to start something neither one of them can control, it looks like the world can do nothing but hold it’s breath, and wait. And yes, we’re really getting bombarded up here with all the prayers for some kind of divine intervention. I sympathize–it’s ludicrous that the innocents of the world have to cower in fear while these two putzes haven’t the brains to deal with their crotch itch.
Sorry, but I’m not pulling miracles out of my hat. You’re supposed to be all grown up, humanity–well, at least most of you are–so deal with it. As I said in my last post, it’s your mess, take some damn responsibility.
And to those fake preachers, prophets, and men of war (you know those men of war, the ones who either sat out the last one hiding in a basement, avoided serving when it was their turn through carefully faking the need for deferments –after all, they had more important things to do–or simply enjoy the fake glory of watching young men and women die for their stupidity), let’s get this straight:
Where in My name do you come off saying I authorized one of your jerks to annihilate the other? You do know that most people who claim God speaks directly to them belong in the psych ward and should be heavily sedated? Or did I come down from the clouds, disrupt all your television, radio, and Internet, and broadcast out : Go get the son-of-a-bitch? How many times do I have to tell you that, despite what you read in your so-called holy books, I don’t need you to destroy anyone! If I want someone killed, I’ll do jt myself. I’m a big God, you know!
Now leave each other alone and stop being the great embarrassment of Creation.
(Maybe I should have gone with slugs in the first place)