One of the disadvantages of being God is that you wind up getting blamed for things you didn’t have anything to do with (like sending floods to show my divine wrath), and then you get thanked for doing things that no self-respecting God would have any part of.
Let’s get this straight. Stop saying that I had anything to do with your elections, who the candidates were, and more importantly don’t say I sent the winner to you. I mean, look–just look at who you have running your countries! Do you think I’m out of my ever-loving mind?! You people claim you follow me, that you are good Christians, Jews, what-ever, and then you go out of your way to elect idiots who do everything in their power to betray what I stand for.
And further more, those kings and queens and such do NOT rule by any divine right. They are just ordinary people who’s ancestors managed to pillage and rape enough to become powerful enough to do whatever the hell (and I do mean, hell) they wanted.
So, please, especially you Americans, cut it out! I hate getting political about this, but don’t blame me for that person in the White House. You did that by yourself, rightly or wrongly.
Though if I were you, I’d be praying that I have mercy on your poor souls.